You'll Never Guess the Thing That's Making Men All Sorts of Horny

The current job market and economy make me think about a lot of things. Investing and saving. Cutting back expenses. However, some experts predict that the financial environment we're in could make some men think with their other heads.

It's the economy, baby!

According to a recent Science Daily article, the recession has the potential to put some men in the mood. Or at least, in the mood to get busy with more partners than normal. These theories are based on our evolutionary traits, as one researcher explains:

"The economy today is giving us signs that we have lower chances of survival. There's not as much money, we're not sure if we're going to have our jobs, we're not sure we can support our existing kids. It's like living on the savannah and discovering you don't have enough fruit and the animals are scarce. In such times, guys might be more inclined to spread their genes and hence be highly prepared for sex."

Unsurprisingly, this isn't the same for women. I'm pretty sure that there aren't legions of dudes roaming the streets in search of random hook ups because of their current financial situations, at least none that I've seen so far. If that's a thing in your neck of the woods, please share.

But a depressing economy can bring out all sorts of creativity when it comes to dating and romance. Dates and special occasions can be less extravagant and more about spending time together. And perhaps even pickup lines can get a reboot. Now, I'm positive that pickup lines about the economy—while topical—aren't terribly effective. But how about we come up with a few silly ones anyway? If a guy tries dropping this sort of economic game on you, tell him to keep it in his portfolio:

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