Hi, I'm Jennifer Lawrence.
Have you been hiding under a rock,
how would you not know that?
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My signature scent probably is already
red wine.
I'm sure it's always seeping through my pores.
I smell like a cabernet. Haha
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It's called a um chili pizza sandwich.
You have a piece of pizza,
you put chili in it with noodles,
Southern chili with noodles,
and then another piece of pizza
and then you eat it like a sandwich.
And I was completely sober.
Totally sober.
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F@ckery is a very good one.
F#ckery is um I feel like everyone
you get that, this is a bunch of F*uckery
and it's not technically a word but it makes
complete sense and it comes out of my mouth a lot.
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Men get sick they just UH.
We have to deal with being sick once a month
and life goes on and carries on.
We're very, we're a lot more physically
tough I think, than men and we don't
get a lot of credit for that.
And, I'm not just saying that cuz
I'm cramping up like a pregnant lady right now.
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School is hard.
Being a teenager is awful.
I wouldn't go back in time for anything.
So, I guess I would just say, this is gonna suck
there's nothing you can do about it.
But you will grow out of this one day
and become an adult and everything will be better.
But, you get zits your whole life, nobody
ever tells you that.
You bet zits your whole entire life.
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David O'Russell is absolutely would help me
hide a body, I would trust him.
He's smart, he would know how to do it.
Yeah, he would definitely be my
go to body hider.
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Oh! (laughs)
[Producer] I know where you went.
Yeah, cuz it's a gamble.
It's always a gamble, you don't know. (laugh)
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