Harold, to Leslie and Ann: "You two are a couple of real pains in the ass, you know that?"
Leslie: "Harold, your tiny brain could not understand this, but that is the best compliment you could ever give the two women standing in front of you."
Ron to Chris, as Chris cries over his "buddy box" gift: "Salt water will warp the wood, so keep your tears in your eyes, where they belong."
Leslie: "Can I still call you when I have thoughts on Jennifer Aniston's future?"
Ann: "Not if I call you first."
Leslie: "Oh, Ann Perkins. You perfect sunflower. You totally changed me, you know? You taught me how to balance my life, how to be patient...how to be more patient."
Ann: "Yeah, that's better."
Leslie: "...How to throw bur caution to the wind when it came to Ben. But, most importantly, you taught me I can't pull off a tulip skirt."
Ann: "It's just not your shape."
Ann, on the park groundbreaking: "We wait for no man. Let's do this."
Ron, ever wise: "There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food."
