Oh, Charlie (the dog), I feel the EXACT same way.
I guess Hef's tux turned into a pumpkin pajamas at midnight? That's Crystal's mom on the left, in case you're not a super-recognizer.
WEIRD NO. 2: "Hef is very supportive of my love of mermaids." I found this tweet hilarious. Most grooms are supportive of, say, the bride's commitment to volunteer work. Or her desire to go to grad school. Or her plans to run a marathon. I guess life just isn't that complicated when you're marrying Hef. (And yes, you HAVE to click through to see the pic, which was too grainy to embed. I insist.)