Savages Is a Really Serious Movie But These First-Look Pics From It Are Giving Me a Case of the Church Giggles

Next: Sometimes I feel like Blake Lively chooses roles simply to out-dirty her last one. Like, I could barely get through The Town, so badly did I want to take a toner-soaked cottonball to her face. Now look what we've got.

BLAKE LIVELY as O in ?Savages?, the ferocious thriller from three-time OscarÆ-winning filmmaker Oliver Stone that features the all-star ensemble cast of Taylor Kitsch, Lively, Aaron Johnson, John Travolta, Benicio Del Toro, Salma Hayek, Emile Hirsch and Demi·n Bichir.

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There's just, like, bits of flora and fauna all over her. I know she's a hostage but it seems like right down that hallway behind her there could be a shower.

Brutal enforcer Lado (BENICIO DEL TORO) tries to intimidate O (BLAKE LIVELY) in ?Savages?, the ferocious thriller from three-time OscarÆ-winning filmmaker Oliver Stone that features the all-star ensemble cast of Taylor Kitsch, Lively, Aaron Johnson, John Travolta, Del Toro, Salma Hayek, Emile Hirsch and Demi·n Bichir.

Copyright: © 2012 Universal Studios. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Oh, Blake, come on--ah, it's a lost cause.

OK, this definitely makes me laugh, because I don't care how glowy your spray tan is, this situation is never gonna work out.

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