"Yoga pants? Pros: More fun to grab/smack and feels better for sex positions from behind. Cons: When placed in yoga pants, renders male brain inert. Verdict: Love.
Rappers have already come up with all the best compliments."
- No, thanks. I'm more of a leg man.
"I'm not really an 'OMG DAT ASS' kind of guy. A nice pair of legs, however, and you've got my attention."
- A nice butt "hints at a lust for life."
"Full disclosure, I'm doing everything in my power not to just paraphrase Sir-Mix-a-Lot. Suffice to say, I'm in favor of a nice big back porch. My understanding is that white dudes were generally ho-hum about the endeavor until roughly the turn of the century.
I'm not sure if it's hip-hop culture or us finding out about a place called Brazil, but a nice bottom hints at a zest for life and a degree of competence in the boudoir. Of course, logically, you can't really tell anything by a person's physical appearance, but a bigger tail, at first blush, implies physical strength while simultaneously implying that maybe its driver isn't wildly obsessed with calorie counting.
Are these things wild approximations that can only be discovered by, you know, actually meeting the person? Of course. However, it happens in a twitch of the eye and is a characteristic that I find attractive.
Full disclosure: Not only do I appreciate a big bottom, I also have one."
- Natural is way better than fake.
"I would never say I like flat asses, but they're definitely more appealing than huge asses. If it looks like there's some weird growth there or like they've had implants like the Kardashians, it's a big turn-off for me. I'll take natural over fake anything any day."
- Sh*t comes out of there.
"I like the curves that a big ass gives, but at the end of the day, sh*t comes out of there. It's nice to have something to hold on to as opposed to something boxy and flat."
- It's all about proportion.
"For me, it's all about proportion instead of size, and I feel like I'm in the minority on that. I have friends who will lust over women with big butts saying stuff like, 'Yooo, she's got such a fat ass, I want it so bad,' but they don't do it for me.
Sure, no man is going to turn down a big booty, but for me, if you have a toned butt that complements the rest of your body, bring it over here and let's go rock climbing or something so I can sneak unabashed peeks."
- Kim Kardashian's ass is way too much.
"I'm more about quality, not quantity. I like round butts, but not necessarily big butts. If we're talking about a Kim Kardashian type of ass, then no thanks. To me, that's just too much and really disgusting. Definitely doesn't do it for me."
By Amanda Chatel, YourTango
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